A friend and I flew to Indiana to meet with other on-line friends.
One chided me that she was going to wear a Freddy Kruger mask because I had been given a bad time about meeting "strangers".
So.....I decided to turn the tables on her and disguise myself.
Unfortunately, we got stuck overnight in DETROIT, and I'd only had about 3 hours of sleep so I looked even tackier than I
planned. I don't know if you can tell in the picture, but I'm wearing fishnet stockings, a spandex mini skirt, low cut
top, shawl,scuzzy blonde wig and waaaaaaaaay too much jewelry... I HAD had on about an inch of makeup also, but it was washed
off in this picture.
I put my OWN bags up in the bins before I changed outfits. AFTER I changed, men rushed
to help me get them down.....go figure! Won't help a lil ole lady, but will help out a tramp?????
When our friends greeted us, my flying companion went off first. They asked where *I* was..and
I, having slipped around behind, drawled, in my second-best southern accent..."Rayught heyah, hon!" One gal SWEARS
she didn't vocalize her thought...but the rest of us clearly heard "Oh... GOD, no!". Bahahahaha!